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Mariana.23. Flight Attendant. Buenos aires, Argentina.

moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

(Source: pizzapoppunk, via toxicinterior)

foxalpha:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck

(via invinciblecrown)

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

(via invinciblecrown)

tylerknott:

“Wake me like coffee,
soothe me like a cup of tea,
you are all my warmth.”
— 	Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson
#tylerknott

tylerknott:

“Wake me like coffee,
soothe me like a cup of tea,
you are all my warmth.”
— Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson
#tylerknott

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via heart)

Head up, heart open. To better days!

—T.F. Hodge (via observando)